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PostSubject: Gr88 answers given by kids!   Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:38 am

ıWhy did God make mothers?

1. ıShe's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. ıMostly to clean the house.

3. ıTo help us out of there when we were getting born.

ıHow did God make mothers?

1. ıHe used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. ıMagic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

3. ıGod made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger ıparts.

ıWhat ingredients are mothers made of?

1. ıGod makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in ıthe world and one dab of mean.

2. ıThey had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use ıstring, I think.


Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?

1. ıWe're related

2. ıGod knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. ıMy mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. ıI don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty ıbossy.

3. ıThey say she used to be nice

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. ıHis last name.

2. ıShe had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk ıon beer?

3. ıDoes he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to ıchores?



ıWhy did your mom marry your dad?

1. ıMy dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. ıShe got too old to do anything else with him.

3. ıMy grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. ıMom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofıball.

2. ıMom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the ıbed.

3. ıI guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


ıWhat's the difference between moms & dads?

1. ıMoms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

2. ıMoms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. ıDads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause ıthat's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. ıMoms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. ıMothers don't do spare time.

2. ıTo hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. ıOn the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of ıplastic surgery.

2. ıDiet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. ıShe has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid ıof that.

2. ıI'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did ıit and not me.

3. ıI would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back ıof her head.

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PostSubject: Re: Gr88 answers given by kids!   Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:36 am

lol! lol!
he he ....
coool!

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PostSubject: Re: Gr88 answers given by kids!   Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:57 am

thanz nidz Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Gr88 answers given by kids!   Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:32 pm

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