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PostSubject: Santa Banta   Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:38 pm

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?

Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Santa : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Santa: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Santa : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Santa going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

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I got a brand new Ford Ikon for my wife.

Santa : Wow! That's an unbelievable EXCHANGE.

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Santa : Can you think ki "2 + 5 = 11" Kaise Aya?

Santa's Friend: I don't know. Kaise Aya?

Santa : Galti se.

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Santa's Friend: Do you know which animals have good manners?

Santa: Cat . . .

Santa's Friend: Why?

Santa: Because it asks permission before coming inside – "Mai Aau"!

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How will you destroy a submarine full of Sardars at the bottom of the Indian Ocean?

Very Simple! Just knock on the door, one of them will surely open it!!!

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Santa shouting to his girl friend: You said "We will do registered marriage" today

and you cheated me. I was waiting whole day for you at Post Office.

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When Santa becomes engineer, he produces the following films:

Current Ho Na Ho

Jaanam Supply Karo

Aa Ab B Tech Karen

Kabhi AC Kabhi DC

Hamare IC Aap Ke Paas Hai

Fuse Lagaya To Darna Kya?

Engineer No. 1

Input vaale output le jayange

Maine Engineering Kyun Kiya?

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:21 pm

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:16 am

thanks both Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:41 pm

thanz greaks

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta   Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:28 pm

thanz murli!!

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