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PostSubject: Jokes I   Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:19 pm

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.



Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?



Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!


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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.



The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.



My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"



A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.



A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.



A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?



If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

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Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?


"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No. What?"
"Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"



My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.


You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.




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PostSubject: Re: Jokes I   Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:22 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
great ones man!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes I   Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:53 pm

Laughing Laughing

keep postin

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes I   Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes I   Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:55 pm

lol! ......................gud job...............lol!
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